If you ever get a flat tire, take a picture of it on your phone so for future reference you can use it as a valid excuse.

*If your car is about to get towed, get in it. Tow trucks are forced to stop to avoid kidnapping charges.

*If an older guy is flirting with you and you want him to stop, smile at him and call him "sir." He'll stop immediately.

*If you are at home and in need of a lighter but don't have one, use your stove top to light the tip of a spaghetti noodle.

*Study your notes within one day of taking them. Retention rates are 60% higher then!

*Grocery stores stack their product by sell-by date, which means the oldest food's in the front. Grab the fresh food in the back. long dresses for weddings

*If you have a sore throat try eating a piece of cucumber. It cools down your throat and stops the itching.